getting assigned new seats is seriously the most stressful part of the school day
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And in that moment, I swear we were derp.
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters
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“You can save all of them.”
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chicken nuggets arent even that great
what did you just say
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My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………
update
I joined the party
NEVER MIND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP AGAIN
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Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
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